Wednesday, February 07, 2007

burying the lead

Unless they've realized its there and changed it this article from a local pittsburg paper is breaking some exciting news:
The Food and Drug Administration today gave Moon-based GlaxoSmithKline Consumer Healthcare its final OK to sell a nonprescription form of the diet pill orlistat, which is marketed in prescription form under the name Xenical.
yes that's right... GSK has moved their headquarters to the moon. The drug sounds like something I might like to take actually.

Holy F*&cking Sh%t! THIS JUST IN!GSK's own website describes themselves as "MOON-BASED":
Local homebound seniors will receive something to smile about with today’s Home Delivered Meals: “Senior Smiles” kits. Provided by Moon-based GlaxoSmithKline Consumer Healthcare in conjunction with Sullivan-Schein Dental®, the kits are part of a nationwide oral health awareness campaign organized by the Alliance of the American Dental Association (AADA).

Oh, wait! hold the phone-- i'm an idiot- its just a suburb of pittsburg! DAMN that's much less funny. Oh well.