Matt Drudge is wetting his pants as you read this

Wow, ol' Matt is so psyched that he's surpassed Fox and MSNBC as "most popular news source" on Google's Zeitgeist page that he's plastered a gigantic quote-unquote "sexy" picture of himself (emphasis on the quote-unquote, although even I will admit that he's cleaned up quite nicely since his Jersey City days) over at the Drudge Report.

Now, I have a bit of a soft spot for Drudge because he does have the Jersey City connection and since that first, NYC-broadcasting-area-only half hour of his talk show is routinely the most hilarious thing on the radio. But just to keep perspective on this, according to this same page: dragons beat puppies, "love" tops "baby", the yellow pages are better than the white pages, and Tara Reid wins over Yassir Arafat...